Some really inspiring thoughts that I came across...im sure that everyone can relate a few of these to their own lives.... like I did ;-)
- The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- We must believe in luck.For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
- It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- It matters not whether you win or lose;what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
- It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
- Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised. (no offense ladies!!)
- Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither doesmilk.
- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
- Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.THAT'S relativity.
- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.(I hope, not too many people watch this posting)