This happened a couple of days back.......
was chatting with my chum in a pub after work.
my friend: "Guess what, mate, yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar."
me: "What did you do?"
my friend: "Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to make her feel special"
me: "You're kidding me!"
my friend: "I then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."
me: "Really? You got a new laptop? What configuration?"
my friend: "It's a 1 GB RAM and mobile internet connectivity card and guess what it has an inbuilt card reader............"
me: "Cool.....how much did it cost?"......
Wonder why im still single :o)
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