Thursday, August 25, 2005

Truely inspirational........

Some really inspiring thoughts that I came across...im sure that everyone can relate a few of these to their own lives.... like I did ;-)

  • The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
  • We must believe in luck.For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
  • It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
  • It matters not whether you win or lose;what matters is whether I win or lose.
  • Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
  • Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
  • It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
  • Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised. (no offense ladies!!)
  • Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
  • Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither doesmilk.
  • Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
  • Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
  • Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.THAT'S relativity.
  • The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.(I hope, not too many people watch this posting)

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